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The year is 1990. You've finally gotten a Genesis (or a Mega Drive, I suppose) from the toy store and your Nintendo has begun to collect a fair bit of dust. If it could talk to you, what would it be saying right now?

These lyrics have been written to parody Cee Lo's very excellent track of similar title and nature in a way that will hopefully amuse the hell out of you.

It got stuck in my head (let's be honest, it's an awfully happy song considering the subject matter) so I pretty much had to do this. Any thanks for the inspiration should go to him and the few people that introduced me to the original track. I hope his CD preorders are selling well!

Lyrics
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Chorus:
I SEE YOU LAYING AROUND WITH THE GAME I LOATHE
AND I'M LIKE.. F#c% YOU! OOH OOH OOH

I GUESS THE RAM IN MY SOCKETS WASN'T ENOUGH

SO REALLY, F^!# YOU!
AND UH F&)= HER TOO

IF I WERE SEGA I'D STILL BE WITH YA
HUH... WELL AIN'T THAT SOME S%+t?
(AIN'T THAT SOME Sm-\?)

AND EVEN THOUGH I'M A NES
I STILL WISH YOU THE BEST
WITH A Fctm YOU! OOH OOH OOH

Verse1:
YO I'M SORRY I CAN'T PLAY SONIC CD
BUT THAT DON'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT TWO PLAYER

I'M IN YOUR TOY BOX HANGIN' WITH YOUR ATARI
BUT THE WAY YOU PLAY YOUR GAMES AIN'T FAIR

I PITY THE FOOL THAT'S PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU
(OH $#^t YOU PLAY STREET FIGHTER?)
WELL (BETTA GET YO' MOVES TIGHTER)

OOOOOOOOH

I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU..
...YEAH, GO AND THROW YOUR DAMN HADOKENS.

(chorus)

Verse2:
NOW I KNOW YOU HAD TO BORROW
TO BUY THAT BIG THING AT KAYBEE

TRYIN' TO KEEP YA ON YOUR PARENTS SOFA
CAUSE PLAYIN' GAMES AT THE ARCADE AIN'T CHEAP

I PITY THE FOOL THAT'S PLAYING GAMES WITH YOU
(WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL?)
WELL (THAT GENESIS IS THE DEVIL)

OOOOOOOOH

I'VE GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU..
YOU JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SNES IS OUT!

(chorus)

Bridge:
NOW BABY BABY BABY
WHY'D YOU FORGET
EVERYTHING THAT WE HAD?

(SO SAD.... ALL THAT.... WE HAD!)

WERE THOSE LONG NIGHTS
PLAYING FINAL FANTASY
REALLY THAT BAD?

(DUCK HUNT... MADE YOU.... SO MAD....)

HUH! HOW? HUH! WHY?
YO! WHAT ABOUT KIRBY?

HEY! YOUR PRINCESS
WHO? SHE'S. RIGHT. F&#%ING. HERE!

Final Chorus:
I SEE YOU PLAYING AROUND WITH THE GAME I LOATHE

F#c% YOU! OOH OOH OOH

I GUESS THE RAM IN MY SOCKETS WASN'T ENOUGH

SO REALLY, F^!# YOU!
AND UH F&)= HER TOO

IF I WERE SEGA I'D STILL BE WITH YA
WELL AIN'T THAT SOME S%+t?
(AIN'T THAT SOME Sm-\?)

AND EVEN THOUGH I'M A NES
I STILL WISH YOU THE BEST

...I'M JUST A F&*$ED 6502 OOH OOH OOH

Credits
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released 27 September 2010
Original: Cee Lo Green - F**k You
http://ceelogreen.com/uspreorder

Broadcasted on CVGM with permission from Inverse Phase.